Privacy Policy

Last updated: August 18, 2026

We don't know who you are, and we're not trying to find out.

What we know about your visit

We count page views with Cloudflare Web Analytics, which doesn't use cookies and doesn't build any sort of profile of you. Like every website, our server does catch a glimpse of your IP address — it has to, or it has nowhere to send the page — and our host uses it to fend off attacks. We don't go looking at those records, and we don't use them to work out who you are.

Links to shops

Some links here go off to online shops, and we may earn a commission if you buy something. The moment you click through you're on their website and their privacy rules apply, not ours. Our affiliate disclosure explains how that side of things works.

If any of this changes

There are no adverts here today. Ad companies normally do use cookies, so if that ever changes we'll update this page and ask your permission before a single one appears. You'll always be able to tell from the date at the top.

Anything you'd like to ask? We're happy to hear from you.